Archive for February, 2007

Working with Psychos

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

This job blows!!!  I work with a bunch of fuckin psychos. 

Psyho 1:  One of my coworkers went on a 1 week vacation and called in yesterday just to say that she was going to extend it 1 more week and will be coming back next week….no big deal…whatever…but ofcourse CB (Chatter Box), the receptionist, throws a fit and she even came in late today because she said that she can’t handle knowing that she’ll be by herself in the office tomorrow.  Sorry mofo, it’s my hubby and baby’s b-days tomorrow and I already asked for the day off….so deal with it!

Psycho 2:  FAS (Fat Ass Secretary) was talking with me this morning regarding another department on campus asking what her duties were to settle a dispute they were having in their own office.  Well FAS got paranoid because she doesn’t want anyone to know what she actually does in our office - she doesn’t want to get caught that she doesn’t do anything of importance in this office!  She has the nerve to tell me that she does a lot for the department and nobody needs to know.  WHA WHA WHAT????

Psycho 3:  I’m starting to get peeved with the other co-worker that I thought was my ally here.  She’s the one that went on vacation.  I’ll call her HA (Half-Assed).  Anyway, I discovered that she’s been cheating on her attendance.  I bet that she won’t even mark the 2 weeks that she’s been gone.  Right now, it’s hard for me to trust this person because she’s a fuckin’ liar.

Someone told me today that I should separate myself from these psychos because all I need to be concerned about is my place UPSTAIRS!  Sigh!